NEW SPECIESSPECIMEN 001 · KERGUELEN

GENTOOSWORD

Gentoo wif sword $GENTOOSWORD

First new penguin species in over 100 years. But new to science doesn't mean new to Earth. Maybe $GENTOOSWORD has guarded Kerguelen for ages.

CACOMING SOON
49°15′S69°10′ETEMP −2°C

Field file

NEW TO SCIENCE · NOT TO EARTH
The gentoo penguin in plate armor raising a glowing sword
FIG. 1 BEAK: ORANGE, CONFIDENT ARMOR: ANCIENT PLATE SWORD: STILL GLOWING
COMMON NAMEGentoo wif sword
GENUSPygoscelis
SPECIESPygoscelis gladius
HABITATKerguelen Islands, 49°S 69°E
DIETKrill, fish, bears
FIRST RECORDEDRecently, by science
ACTUALLY ARRIVEDAges ago

First new penguin species in over 100 years. But new to science doesn't mean new to Earth.

Sailors used to talk about a small figure on the cliffs of Kerguelen, glowing at night. Nobody believed them. He kept guarding the coast anyway. The armor is old. The sword is older. The vibe is brand new.

FIELD SIGHTINGS · 8 RECORDED

Guard the
coast

SPACE / ↑ jump (twice for double)
X / → swing the sword at bears
Ice spikes can't be cut. Jump them.
0m
COAST GUARDED
0
FISH · BEST 0m

Bears on the shore

Belly-slide along Kerguelen. Jump the ice, slash the bears, catch the fish. Fish = +5m.

FIELD NOTE · BEAR MARKET SPOTTED

Specimen did not retreat.
Specimen never retreats.